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Monday, March 19, 2007

The March of the Toes



I know with gladness all my toes
And possibly those of my foes
Perhaps even each one of them knows

My big toe, it surely knows
My little toe, it also knows
The three between, each knows

I know a toe who really knows
Every day in his heart he grows
And his happiness, it truly shows.

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I'm incredibly silly with my prose
Yet I'd even present it with a rose
Qu'ove revolution's the way I chose

Enough before I make longer my nose
Or the Quinimaginative will expose
the one who wears feathered clothes

From my spirit an outpouring flows
Toes, toes be steady and compose
Or else I'll make mockery of my pose

Crowing with laughter I hear the crows
Waking even those who love to doze
Crowds are gathering, they want to propose

To join the revolution and end their woes
To make the old way to rot and decompose
Fools are those who dare to stand and oppose

No one can stop the march of the Toes
Towards the destiny of a day without close
A day full of love - the revolution's qu'oves.

Qu'ove Revolution ©2007

With thanks to Sai who inspires me.


March of the Toes... Version II (In response to Nigel's message in the comments)

I'm a silly poetical Dodo
Do-di dodo do-di dodo, Dodo!

I am into iambic poetry
Do-di dodo do-di dodo, do-dee

Dance to the pentameter, come on now
Do-di dodo do-di dodo do-dow

Use your toes and count to ten, that is how!
Do-di dodo do-di dodo do-dow!

Come and march with your nimble toes, lets go!
Do-di dodo do-di dodo, Dodo!

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March of the Toes - Version III by Nigel

Feudal Serfer, 99 / M Mudbury, UK

Sent To: Phil-osophical Dead Bird

RE: Clever Iambic? Nah.

Is it clever, counting metre on one's toes
Shouldn't it be a good poet instinctively knows
How many syl-a-buls to insert into a stanza
Instead of hopping on one foot like a maddened dancer
To access footie digits that give the number
And hop around to the 'writing poetry' rumba

No the dodo has got these things off pat
Without fear of extinction write the verse 'just like that'
And then scoot off to the Tennyson's Arms
To sample the delights of the poet's charms
And quaff an ale without recourse to the toes
How poets ever wrote at all, heaven only knows.



-------------Phil-osophical Dead Bird wrote:

Clever men like Nigel can do the iambic pentameter...
How should simple dodos like me do it?

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To suggest then that we meet at the Tennyson's Arms...
How can he tease me in this way when I'm in
Allah's blessed Kingdom of Saudi Arabia...
I think that's cruel! Don't you?

Comments

(11 total)

Lovely Phil xx

Monday 19 March 2007 - 09:40AM (GMT)

Thanks Annwyl! I think so too.

Monday 19 March 2007 - 12:44PM (GMT)


U can stand on my Toes, anytime!

Monday 19 March 2007 - 08:19PM (CDT)

Feudalserfer has sent you a message
Feudalserfer Offline Feudal Serfer, 99 / M
Mudbury, UK
Sent To: Phil-osophical Dead Bird

RE: Toes
I have the regulation ten toes which is why I write my verse in iambic pentameter so much. I use my feet to count the metre.

-------------Phil-osophical Dead Bird wrote:

> Counting toes is a poetical experience... How many have you got?

Tuesday 20 March 2007 - 03:18AM (GMT)

Sai, good job I'm a 'feather'weight! Hahaha --- ooh I'm so funny I really am!

Tuesday 20 March 2007 - 03:21AM (GMT)

Now that Nigel is just so very clever of you! The problem is though you need five feet to do an iambic pentameter and you've only got two!

I'm a simple dodo with two feet and three toes on each thus I do my poetry in tri-trains with as many feet as I like...

Tuesday 20 March 2007 - 04:45AM (GMT)

Da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum!

Tuesday 20 March 2007 - 04:53AM (GMT)


i guess 99yr old men from MudTowns, UK should realize that u'r not the average DoDo when it comes 2 Math... and Poetry!

Tuesday 20 March 2007 - 12:38AM (CDT)

DoDo Di Dodo Di DaDa Di Dodo...I have eleven toes, hehe...
So lovely! ^_^

Tuesday 20 March 2007 - 03:21PM (ICT)

I am a person, a person that knows
that some people sit around contemplating their toes,
I wish to give them a small little clue
that there are not very many, only a few
there are only a small number that see beyond their nose
and those are the people that can count all of their toes.

Just thought you needed a bit of help from a sibling! love ya, lil bro!

Tuesday 20 March 2007 - 06:33AM (CDT)

Cool!

Sunday 25 March 2007 - 02:36AM (EST)

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I'm afraid of your smiles and laughter





An old friend said to me I should invest my writing skills into something other than machines… and so this blog was born – not that I feel any the wiser for doing it!

When I have my dreamy head on I sometimes think about what I really want to do with my life.

I’m not an artist even if sometimes I’ve fancied to get out some brushes and crayons…

I’m afraid my propensity to draw engineering straight lines and edges will offend the art community.

I’m not a photographer either but I’ve often fancied to take out my camera and go on expeditions to the faraway and wild places of this earth…

I’m afraid my subjects of blades of grass, old machinery and window frames might bore the photographing world into a state of rigor mortis.

I’m not a bookworm though I have fancied to read all the English classics…

I’m afraid that Oscar Wilde’s Dorian Gray would come back from the dead and haunt my soul for trying to be so vain to actually think I could know anything about the arts.

I’m not a hermit monk but I’ve fancied myself to live in a lonely dark cave so very high in the Himalayas…

I’m afraid that I might find too much comfort in the solace of the place that the Yeti would become my true and only friend.

I’m no magician though I have fancied to be a mystical illusionist and entertainer…

I’m afraid of only succeeding to show that David Blaine is actually a man of real magic that only gets away with it by pretending that all his performances are just clever illusions…

I’m no writer even if I have fancied myself as one…

I’m afraid that my plot-less and meaningless stories will give rise to concern for the true state of my mind and I’ll end up in a straight-jacket.

Where was I going with this? You know I’ve absolutely no idea… and I’m still definitely none the wiser!

Friends, fellow countrymen, brothers and sisters of the Cyberworld have pity on me by returning again, only, please remember to bring with you a sanity protection suit, a cream cake (make sure it’s fresh cream) and a heart filled with smiles to give.

With this I ‘Must Get Out’…

I’ve been the needle and the thread
Weaving figure eights and circles round your head
I try to laugh but cry instead
Patiently wait to hear the words you’ve never said

Fumbling through your dresser drawer forgot what I was looking for
Try to guide me in the right direction
Making use of all this time
Keeping everything inside
Close my eyes and listen to you cry*ING

I'm lifting you up
I'm letting you down
I'm dancing til dawn
I'm fooling around
I'm not giving up
I'm making your love
This city's made us crazy and we must get out

This is not goodbye she said
It is just time for me to rest my head
She does not walk she runs instead
Down these jagged streets and into my bed

When I was
Fumbling through your dresser drawer forgot what I was looking for
Try to guide me in the right direction
Making use of all this time
Keeping everything inside
Close my eyes and listen to you cry*ING

I'm lifting you up
I'm letting you down
I'm dancing til dawn
I'm fooling around
I'm not giving up
I'm making your love
This city’s made us crazy and we must get out

There’s only so much I can do for you
After all of the things you put me through

(Oooohhhh!!)
I'm lifting you up
I'm letting you down
I'm dancing til dawn
I'm fooling around,
I'm not giving up
I'm making your love
This city’s made us crazy and we must get out

I'm lifting you up
I'm letting you down
I'm dancing til dawn
I'M FOOLING AROUND!
I'm not giving up
I'm making your love
This city’s made us crazy and we must get out

I'm lifting you up
(Whoa!)
I'm letting you down
(Whooooooaaaaa!)
I'm dancing til dawn
(Whoa!)
I'm fooling around
(Whoa!)
I'm not giving up
(Yeah!)
I'm making your love
This city’s made us crazy and we must get out...

Hey old friend, I'm blaming you entirely for this, so I regret to have to dedicate today's blog to you... sorry!


Comments from Yahoo 360

(5 total)

Thats nice.

Tuesday 19 September 2006 - 08:34PM (EST)

True art is an expression of self, if you draw or paint or write poetry, what difference does it make whether the "critics" like it? That's not the purpose of doing it, is it? so, grab your crayons or your paints or your pens, have at it. If you do decide to emulate one of the crazies, don't cut your ear off or anything else for that matter, think of the mess on the carpet. Of course, that carpet would probably be what the critics would Love!!!!!

Tuesday 19 September 2006 - 12:05PM (CDT)

I'm no super-comedien but I have fancied to make people smile and laugh...
I'm afraid my efforts will be mistaken for a lecture on how to dry paint.
Thank you 'As I am' - I think it's nice too.
And Donna you're like a mother to me - I'll heed your advice. Thank you.

Wednesday 20 September 2006 - 01:25AM (GMT)

Ahem, mother? C'mon, at least give me "not much older but a whole lot wiser sister"? Aunt? Distant cousin? Besides, little brother, you didn't laugh at my "mess on the carpet" speech either. :) Of course, maybe it's because the critics really would love it? ;)
And you know those designer straight jackets come with your name embroidered on the front. You should see mine, pink ribbons and everything! haha, keep writing, I'll keep commenting, one of us will get it right!

Tuesday 19 September 2006 - 11:49PM (CDT)

i like your moroon 5 song, and video....so if you don't mind, i'm gonna nick it for my blog..!!!

Sunday 8 October 2006 - 12:23PM