Have you heard the latest gossip?

There’s a holy sea mermaid of Latin origin offering her services for £1.00.

Apparently, she’s what you call a quidnunc – “quid – nun – c”

What! What now! What have I said!

Quidnunc – Been around since 1709, so it’s old news eh! I bet she’s pleased a lot of Latin sailors in all this time…

Comments from Yahoo 360

(4 total)

• PeeMee

Naughty, naughty, but I got the gist xxxx

Thursday 19 April 2007 - 04:52PM (BST)

• Magel…

Thank goodness inflation hasn't ruined her tariffs.

Thursday 19 April 2007 - 06:09PM (BST)

• Sai

there must b homework involved in which i haven't done... i need the cliff notes version!

Sunday 22 April 2007 - 09:44PM (CDT)

• Julie

Apparently if I see any guy waving a tenner around in the corner of my eye I call them babes. But it's only a rumour.

Monday 23 April 2007 - 10:51PM (BST)