Wednesday, November 8, 2006

More Sad News





On behalf of Moon, I'm really very sorry to have to let you know that her 77 years old maternal grandmother passed away this morning, also from cancer.

Moon was especially close to her grandmother, who had shown a lot of kindness and love to her during her life. This is a very difficult time for her particularly made more so by the fact that she cannot come back in time to Hanoi to make the funeral which will take place on Friday morning. In strange irony this is the same day as my sister's funeral here in the UK.

When Moon and I visited her in Vietnam on several occasions, she always showed much kindness, shared very caring words and never failed to wish the best for our lives together. Moon's grandmother was in our eyes a really very special person indeed.

We will miss her very deeply.

I'm sorry to have to write on such a sad subject but these events happen and cannot be avoided. I'm sure that next week as we return to Shanghai and attempt to return to our normal everyday life, I will find heartier and happier things to blog about.

Comments from Yahoo 360

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My thoughts and prayers are with you both.xx

Wednesday 8 November 2006 - 12:30PM (GMT)

My prayers are w/moon and yourself....Just take day by day...

Wednesday 8 November 2006 - 09:08AM (EST)

Im terribly sorry for the second traumatic news :( May grandma rest in peace! Saying a prayer for her from KB.

Wednesday 8 November 2006 - 06:59AM (PST)

Hugs to you both, it's so difficult to have so many losses all at the same time, if there's anything I can say to help, let me know, lil bro. Much love.

Wednesday 8 November 2006 - 09:05AM (CST)


Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

Wednesday 8 November 2006 - 12:04PM (CST)

I'm so sorry to hear the news. Wish you both can manage this period.

Wednesday 8 November 2006 - 07:12PM (CST)

When you love s.o, you don't think some day, she will leave you forever. But when that day comes, you don't believe the truth, you wish it's a nightmare, and you even think she's still by your side.It's so hard to accept the truth. But she always in your heart, you love her, and she alway loves you.

Thursday 9 November 2006 - 03:25PM (ICT)

Sorry to hear the sad news.I wish you and Moon the best.

Thursday 9 November 2006 - 04:43AM (PST)

all the best for you and Moon. Take care Phil

Friday 10 November 2006 - 01:27AM (EST)

Thanking all of you above for your kind words and support.

Tuesday 14 November 2006 - 07:37AM (GMT)

Friday, November 3, 2006

Family Bereavement




My elder sister passed away peacefuly on Thursday after a long struggle with breast cancer.


Moon and I are traveling back to the UK this morning and we will be staying for a week or so before coming back to Shanghai.


In the meantime, we just want to say thank you to all our Yahoo friends for all your support.




Comments from Yahoo 360

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I am so sorry to hear the news Phillip !... My prayers go with you ...God bless you and yours
Take care,

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 07:12AM (ICT)

i'm sorry to hear that my friend. Bless you.

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 01:30PM (EST)

Heartfelt wishes to you and yours Phil xx
take care and travel safe

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 03:01AM (GMT)


Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. ~Emory Austin

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 12:11AM (CST)

Sorry! to hear of your loss Phil.

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 06:25PM (EST)

Im so sorry to hear this. May god bless her and lead his child to heaven! Buddhu Saranai!

Friday 3 November 2006 - 11:41PM (PST)

I'm so sorry Lil Bro, can I do anything for you? Travel safely, love to you and Moon.

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 03:53AM (CST)

Im so sorry to hear your loss.Travel safe my friend.

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 06:08AM (PST)

May she rest in peace.Debbie

Saturday 4 November 2006 - 11:43PM (EST)

I'm sorry to hear this. Bless you.

Sunday 5 November 2006 - 10:49PM (CST)

Monday, October 30, 2006

Halloween Greetings!


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I know that Witches are sometimes meant to be sensual creatures and all that but what's she doing with her left hand?

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If I were a lost spirit on Halloween then this one would definitely scare me away!
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You've probably seen something like this before - however now's an appropriate time. Please do have a good time on your Halloween night out but don't drink too much ok!
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Sorry for the small image - but this is how BabyShopMagazine.com are advertising for this season. I say they got it right because Samhain festival is in fact partly about a celebration of the cycle of birth and death!
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If you're sending your children out for a trick or treat evening - here's an idea; paint their face as a pumpkin as above and tell them they must come home by a certain time or else the witches will turn them into real pumpkins...
For an insight into the actual history of halloween I recommend you to visit Moon’s Blog.
Wishing you a very Happy Halloween!



Comments from Yahoo 360

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:) Interesting and nice blog.

Monday 30 October 2006 - 09:03PM (EST)

naughty boy Phil?? but fab blog lol

Monday 30 October 2006 - 11:21AM (GMT)

Hic..my daughter will be scared away!

Monday 30 October 2006 - 06:09PM (CST)


i cudn't C all U'r pics but i'll take u'r thots on it...

have a safe holiday...

Tuesday 31 October 2006 - 11:42AM (CST)

Thanks Sai. Hopefully you can see all the images now as I've uploaded them individually to photobucket and tagged them from there. That should stop any websites, from where I kindly 'borrowed' these images, from making any rude intrusions!

Wednesday 1 November 2006 - 01:25AM (GMT)

Ahhhh Halloween - such a lovely time of the year!!!

Friday 3 November 2006 - 11:20AM (PST)


ahhh Photobucket... we R such Commoners, again!

Sunday 3 December 2006 - 03:34PM (CST)

Monday, October 23, 2006

Invented Word of the Day: Quintesensual

Invented Word of the Day - Quintesensual - 20061023

True Happiness is experiencing the quintesensual!

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Cor blimey, that Natalie Portman is just so quintesensual!

Definition – from Phil’s Mind

Quintesensual

Adjective FORMAL

1: being the most pure and perfect example of something that embodies the characteristics to arouse or excite the senses, especially of passion, sexuality and touch.
2: pertaining to aphrodisiac qualities

Examples:

Damiana, Fo-Ti-Tieng and Gotu-Kola are quintesensual spices.

I’ve just come back from an all-day beauty and makeover session; what a quintesensual experience that was!

Derived from the words Quintessential and sensual. Possibly coined by Corrinne Jenner and Carol Outram whose website I stumbled across:

http://www.quintesensual.com/

They specialise in holistic beauty, well-being, anti-ageing and skincare treatments. If you happen to be in the London area running a business full of stressed out ladies, this could be the website to visit, where you will find they are offering an ‘Office Rescue’ package!

And finally for something QUINTEUPHONIOUS!

This very beautiful video and music piece has already been viewed more than quarter of a million times on Yahoo videos. It's an absolute must to watch and listen to. Please take your time to enjoy it.

This piano piece is called 'Comptine d'un autre été: L'apres midi - by Yann Tiersen'.

It also features in the soundtrack of one of my favourite films: Amelie.


Comments from Yahoo 360

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was listening to the piece when your message arrived, its beautiful Phil. I love a lot of classical music, but Opera is my thing, and especially Maria Callas, and Andrea Bocelli and of course the 3 tenors.
I am surely odd, coz i love old rock too xx

Wednesday 25 October 2006 - 09:45AM (BST)

Hmmm...I read, yes I did, I tried to understand (pardon my ignorance) but..hmmm...its not my task to understand right now :D. I admire your "Trade Promotion" for Quinteuphonious!

Wednesday 25 October 2006 - 02:01AM (PDT)

'QUINTEUPHONIOUS' - what does that mean???? I couldn't find that in the online dictionary too...nice video by the way. Is Amelie so good? heard of it, but never saw...

Wednesday 25 October 2006 - 07:31PM (EST)

As I am, perhaps I should have dropped a stronger clue that I invented the word. Since quintessential means 'the perfect example of a type' and euphonious means 'sweet sounding' I put the two together to mean a perfect example of sweet-sounding music. Yes if you like arty films, amelie will be right up your street... Koolbee, that's a good idea, do you think if I patent/copyright the word I could sell it to some organisation in the music trade (wink)! Annwyl, I'd replace the word 'odd' with 'broadly appreciative'! I love Andrea Bocelli's stuff too! He has a beautiful voice.

Wednesday 25 October 2006 - 09:50AM (GMT)

:) no, the smell is all over the blog, may be it is the tired mind refusing to work after a long day!
That is not a bad idea to copyright that, you can earn an extra, or if you are lucky, you can retire:)

I like opera but haven't been much into it. Would be appreciative if you can initiate me with something specific I can listen to...

Wednesday 25 October 2006 - 08:14PM (EST)

  • Koolbee

    lol! At first I had some weird thoughts thou :)) okaya...patent it and be a millionaire! Good luck with your invention. Hope there'll be more in future. (grinning)

Wednesday 25 October 2006 - 03:15AM (PDT)

Absolutely Beautiful!!!I love the piano!my boys use to play ,now they play other instruments...You are a very funny man.,Debbie

Wednesday 25 October 2006 - 10:45AM (EDT)

I love that video much !... Thank you Phillip . Stay happy forever my friends ...

Thursday 26 October 2006 - 11:07AM (ICT)

You have really very good blog my dear, I believe your writing skill is improving day by day.. With love, X

Thursday 26 October 2006 - 02:30PM (GMT)


Quintesensual

#1... there's a first time 4 everything! Hercules, Hercules!

Friday 27 October 2006 - 04:45PM (CDT)

Koolbee (uhm.. the name now in Chinese) I don't think I'll be patenting the word but, you know it's really got me thinking some ideas... perhaps you will see more inventions to follow! As I Am, I'll look around for something especially for you... coming soon. Debbie and Sai, thanks for the compliments. Trung, great to chat with you the other night! Thanks for your support. Moon, thank you Dear, loving you always. X

Saturday 28 October 2006 - 11:07AM (GMT)

Wonderful Blog, lil bro! For your friend, try Andrea Bocelli- Sogno. My personal favorite!

Monday 30 October 2006 - 03:49AM (CST)


U of Hertfordshire... reminds me of an older blog post i have... but u'd have 2 B pretty durn bored 2 happen upon it! i don't figure there 2 B any Quocidental moments... but i alwai's have 2 read the Credits and find the sumThin that reaches out 2 me!!!

Thainx as alwai's 4 Being U!

o yeah! 2dai was the first dai that i saw the Video... it was like a Sixth Sense/Saving Private Ryan/Nostalgic Reality Moment!!! ;)

Sunday 3 December 2006 - 03:45PM (CST)

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Forest for Sale - Only $12,466

I was just doing my usual lunchtime reading of the UK's Daily Telegraph - thank my lucky stars for the internet - and I came across an interesting article in it today about clearing our conscience of nappy guilt. But before you click on the link below to the article, please read on:

Get planting and give your nappy guilt a rest

We're talking here about the disposable kind that takes half a millenium to decompose, so that if there had been disposables nappies in the time of Henry VIII, then we could safely conclude that his royal nappies would have just about fully decomposed by now... Phew - to think that his smell would have been lingering all this time would make my bones shudder while sitting on the throne!

With millions of us parents using these dreadful disposables, I could reckon, we have generated enough to make a mountain higher than Everest... whoa, what a stench that would make huh!

Anyway, about that article, it says if we plant 7 trees, it will remove the same amount of greenhouse gas as would be generated by a baby wearing disposable nappies for 2½ years.

So folks, if you're planning on adding some tiny patters to your family, you need to plant 7 trees for every baby critter you give birth to at a cost of £1.43 per tree ($2.64), and you then can salve your precious conscience!

As an alternative, you could opt for towel nappies, but if you do, you'll have to wash'em by hand, because the electricity consumed by a washing machine to wash those towel nappies, will give almost the same contribution in greenhouse gases.

Sadly, nappies are the least of our problems, when it comes to greenhouse gases...

Aeroplanes and cars are very big greenhouse gas culprits too. The article showed an interesting diagram to illustrate how many trees we each individually need to plant to compensate for the greenhouse gas created by our indulgences.

Here's the diagram:

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The round trip flight to Orlando by the way is from the UK.

Anyways, I sat down and calculated just how many trees I would need to plant, to compensate for my indulgent living of using cars, taxis and planes during my working lifetime:

Cars and taxis at 12,000 miles per year for 40 years = 1520 trees

Planes; For my work I do about six long haul flights a year + say about another 6 short haul flights, so let's say one round trip to orlando = 1 long haul flight and half a round trip to orlando for one short haul flight.
That's equal to 9 round trip flights to orlando a year at let's say for 40 years = 5760 trees

For good measure, I should add another 1000 trees, to compensate for my indulgent use of electricity; for washing machines, hot baths and showers, tv, laptop, various DIY tools etc,.

That's a grand total of 8260 trees required to clear my wee sensitive conscience of guilt at a cost of £6,738 ($12,466).

THAT'S A GREAT BIG BLOODY FOREST!! It's time to live on the Moon man!

Comments from Yahoo 360

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If everybody would plant just a 100 trees, this world would be different.

Saturday 21 October 2006 - 06:14AM (CEST)

I got a big kick out of reading your blog--- whew!! Talk about massive guilt about our consumption in the USA..... Do you read former Vice President Al Gore's material?

Saturday 21 October 2006 - 08:45PM (PDT)

Adrii, you are absolutely right that if everyone donated enough to plant 100 trees, the world would certainly become a very different place 40 years from now, and an elimination of the greenhouse gases well under way. Susan, glad you got a big kick out of the blog! My aim was to make people aware in a light hearted way of just how our lifestyles are impacting on our environment.

Sunday 22 October 2006 - 12:14PM (GMT)

Interesting!

Saturday 28 October 2006 - 01:10AM (CDT)


that Damn Moon, again!

seaux, now i am curious...

R U an Electric Car driving, Composting, Green~Phil?

Sunday 3 December 2006 - 03:54PM (CST)

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

What's in a kiss?



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Have you ever wondered why we kiss? Next time you ever fancy to do the anatomical juxtaposition of your orbicularis oris muscles into contraction, with the same on the one you dearly love, give that question a brief thought!

Eh? What was that?

I said, next time you kiss your lover, ask yourself why we kiss.

Or, to use the words of the 19th century French poet Victor Hugo: "How did it happen that their lips came together?"

The answer is they exercised all 34 facial muscles… and another 112 postural ones for good measure… engaged the ventral intraparietal area… turned their heads to the right and moved forward in one smooth movement… and then applied suction.

Wow! Amazing innit!!

According to today’s Daily Telegraph, for that remarkable miracle, we can apparently pay tribute to a 125 million-year-old, climbing-ratlike mammal called an Eomaia scansoria.

Did you know? When you do the ‘natural’ kiss (the one briefly described above) you will exchange a culture… of bacteria – zillions of the little rascals! But, hey, don’t panic because 80% of these little creatures are already common to the two kissers, and as for the other 20% of the new nasties, it’s even better news because they help your body to generate more anti-bodies, therefore improving your immune system.

So you if wanna be more healthy guys – get kissin’ more often.

And there’s a bonus for your pearlies too! Kissing stimulates your saliva which helps fight against the build up of plaque on your teeth. Want less visits to the dentist? Then get kissin’ guys!

Here’s an idea for those of you Vietnamese readers who enjoy picking up a tooth pick after your meal (I call it a cocktail stick!); why not also spend an hour or two kissing your partner? It just might be a better alternative to enameling your teeth black!!

The smooching news just keeps on getting better… if you’re feeling depressed or stressed, go fall in love and enjoy a real passionate kiss… for you know that gooey feeling you get when you lovingly kiss creates an adrenaline rush and those endorphins (chemicals in the brain) help to combat the stress hormone hydrocortisone thereby helping to reduce your cholesterol.

Kissing also burns up calories by the exercising of all those facial muscles (all 34 of them) helping to keep your face looking young and fresh for years to come!

And you don't have to listen to my words of wisdom - you just need to get kissing, for according to e.e.cummings; "kisses are a better fate than wisdom."

Finally, I say to you to y'all the words of Francis Beaumont; "Let's Kiss till the Cows come Home!"



Comments from Yahoo 360

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Terrific !!!

Tuesday 17 October 2006 - 11:16PM (BST)

Wonderful! I love kiss and being kiss! XXX

Wednesday 18 October 2006 - 11:31AM (ICT)

X

Wednesday 18 October 2006 - 12:04PM (GMT)

my Dear sweet Moon, please come back soon, then we can swoon, a kiss by noon!

Wednesday 18 October 2006 - 01:21PM (GMT)

wanna kiss so much, but poor me, I havent got a lover yet!!!!*|*

Thursday 19 October 2006 - 08:07PM (ICT)


thainx i alwai's love 2 hear of new reasons 2 get N2 the Quintesensual mood!!!

Friday 27 October 2006 - 04:49PM (CDT)

Truong Minh, your time will come don't worry! Thanks Sai, hope that you will enjoy your quintesensual moments! [wink]

Saturday 28 October 2006 - 12:10PM (GMT)

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Wedding Party and Tuan Chau Island Photos

Our Wedding Party and Tuan Chau Island Photos




I'm back at last... it's been more than two weeks since the last blog entry so it was high time to do something.

Moon and I went back to Vietnam on September 29th for the Autumn Festival break. Although we got married in the legal sense earlier this summer in Tobermory, Scotland, a wedding party was organised by Moon's family for Tuesday October 3rd in Hanoi. We also took a short break to Tuan Chau Island which is near to Halong Bay and not more than 3 hours drive from Hanoi.

Hope you will enjoy browsing through them.

To control the speed use the + & - buttons and to halt the slide click on the pause button. My comments will appear as you run your mouse over the picture.



Comments from Yahoo 360

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You've surely got a great time !... Happy always to you both ...

Saturday 14 October 2006 - 01:19PM (ICT)

Thanks. We certainly did. Also thanks for introducing me to slide.com!

Saturday 14 October 2006 - 06:34AM (GMT)

Congrats Phil! Your Moon's name is Hang right? hehe cute nickname for her :D Wish you two a long happy life together ^___^

Saturday 14 October 2006 - 12:50AM (PDT)

wow wow wow congratulations to you two ^^ this is really a memorable time ^__^ wish you guys happiness always ;)

Sunday 15 October 2006 - 01:15AM (ICT)

Congrats Phil, wish you two linving together everlasting!!!:D

Sunday 15 October 2006 - 07:03PM (ICT)

happy forever ... all the best for u guys ...

Wednesday 18 October 2006 - 03:04PM (EST)


congrats.... All the best to you two

Saturday 21 October 2006 - 08:35AM (ICT)

Congrats on your marriage :) Did the dinner last longer than the one hour regulation Vietnamese wedding? :P

Friday 27 October 2006 - 09:04PM (ICT)

Boi roi, That was one thing that surprised me about the wedding. It was over so quickly! It went from 4.30pm until 6pm for most guests. By contrast we were at the wedding studio for album photos from 4pm until 1.30am!!

Saturday 28 October 2006 - 12:16PM (GMT)


i have 1000's of questyions!!!!

Sunday 3 December 2006 - 04:09PM (CST)

Thursday, September 28, 2006

I'm Marrying a Moon Cake! Are You?


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It’s that time of year again… festival time! Something to do with moon cakes I think. Here in China every one’s getting ready for their annual week holiday. Every where I look in Shanghai shoppers are carrying their gold foiled bags filled with elegantly presented gift boxes inside of which are a variety of cakes and liquored drinks.

And I’m about to set off to Vietnam this evening to celebrate my marriage to my Moon “cake”! There will be some four hundred guests next Tuesday evening at the Kim Lien hotel in Hanoi. I’m not a big crowd person so I’m feeling a little nervous (please wish me luck and courage). Once I’m there I’ll surely be shining along with my Moon and enjoying the cake!Image

The “cake’s” parents and family have been fantastically busy preparing for the big occasion and I know they have all worked so hard in organizing it. I’m proud of them and I truly hope they will really enjoy the day. In a way it’s their big day to celebrate their only daughter-cake’s marriage to a humble English man.

Later in the week we hope to be traveling up to Tuan Chau Island for a few relaxing days where I shall indulge in a delicious cake eating experience.Image Image

I hope to be able to post some pictures of the big day and our trip to Tuan Chau Island on my Yahoo Flickr album.

In the mean time I would like to wish you all a very happy harvest festival of whatever kind wherever you may be on the planet. Have your cake and enjoy! Image


Comments from Yahoo 360

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Wow! man, thats great news to hear, I mean read. All the best wishes for your big day mate and a happy holiday.

Thursday 28 September 2006 - 07:17PM (EST)

Thanks,and a big congrats to you and your moon cake.Enjoy....and relax you'll do great!

Thursday 28 September 2006 - 09:01AM (EDT)

Congrats to you&your moon-cake.Oh your going to enjoy yourself in Vietnam.Can't wait to see the pictures.Best wishes for both.Don't be to nervous.im sure you will do just fine:) Have fun!

Thursday 28 September 2006 - 08:27AM (PDT)

Thanks for the hugs,Phil.Hope I'll be able to give you both real big hugs one day...soon.Congrats!!

Friday 29 September 2006 - 05:23PM (ICT)

Wow !!! Have a wonderful time to you both ... Send my regards to your "cake" .... hehehe

Sunday 1 October 2006 - 07:58PM (ICT)

Thank you all for your support! Today's the BIG day. We've been busy preparing and going round meeting some of Moon's friends. Most of Sunday was spent at the bridal studios (from 2pm until 1am!!!) having photos done in various outfits! Speak to you all soon.

Tuesday 3 October 2006 - 03:35AM (GMT)

Friday, September 22, 2006

The Turner Prize


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Work stopped while Maurice's plaster dabs were considered for the Turner prize.

Following from my reading of friends blogs I was particularly interested in Gumlofujai's entry entitled 'Heaven and Hell' (I think that has something to do with manic depression but I digress)

Mentioned was the 'Turner Prize'. Now anyone with my namesake is bound to draw my attention and so I couldn't help but notice a comment made about the artist in 1816 by 'New Monthly Magazine':

'Excellent as are Mr Turner's lectures, in other respects there is an embarrassment in his manner approaching almost to unintelligibility, and a vulgarity of pronunciation astonishing in an artist of his rank and respectability.

Now why is it I find some affinity with this artist from such an outrageous comment as that?

Perhaps it's that constant yearning of wanting to be understood and knowing that if one chooses the path of an artist one is looking to express himself in his art. And I know full well that if I do that then what people are going to find will probably lead them to make comments along the lines of the one made by the New Monthly Magazine.

It could still be worse... I might be wearing that straight jacket joke a little too thin here but the fact is I might actually be wearing it... no wait a minute... that's a deja vue...

For now my art is in the writing I do and the occasional humour expressed therein. I wish those who are sadly curious enough to be an audience to my blogs the best of luck! Dear friends I thank you for those fresh cream cakes.

The following cartoons are borrowed from the Tate.org.uk website.

I just love them! Don't you?

The Guardian, 1984
Peter Clarke Guardian 1984

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Upset
Heath Independent 1992

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Jak Evening Standard 1993
Jak Evening Standard 1993
Image Vong Phaophanit 1993

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Heath Independent 1993
Heath Independent 1993

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Felix Bennett New Statesman and Society 1994
Felix Bennett New Statesman and Society 1994
Image Antony Gormley 1994

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Mac Daily Mail 1995
Mac Daily Mail 1995
Image Damien Hirst 1995

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Steve Bell Guardian 1998
Steve Bell Guardian 1998

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Matt Daily Telegraph 1998
Matt, Telegraph Group Limited 1998
Image Chris Ofili 1998

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Mac Daily Mail 1999
Mac Daily Mail 1999
Image Tracey Emin 1999

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 Heath Mail on Sunday 2002
Heath Mail on Sunday 2002
Image Fiona Banner 2002


Comments from Yahoo 360

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o thank the stars & the Moon!

i hope she understands the dung side of ur Turnerisms, too!

Sunday 3 December 2006 - 05:51PM (CST)

Tuyet dinh tinh ca - Most Wonderful Love Song (don't ask!)




This Vietnamese poem (taken from somewhere deep in the cyberjungle) I present in the spirit of cheekiness and fun.

It's a poem from a husband about his wife. Please allow me to get one thing straight: my Vietnamese knowledge is as about as good as my knowledge of Quantum Physics. Luckily, however, with the kind assistance of my Dear I have attempted a paraphrase translation into English. The Vietnamese poem uses some slang and words from the countryside.

Tuyet dinh tinh ca

Du khong sinh de ra ta.

Nhung cong nuoi duong that la lon lao.

Khi ta dau om xanh xao.

Vo lo cham soc hong hao khoe ngay.

So ta di trat duong ray.

Vo lien theo doi keo ngay ve nha.

Khi ta tan tinh ba hoa.

Vo lien ''quat nat'' de ma ran de.

Loi vo day phai lang nghe.

Mai sau ''khon lon'' ma khoe moi nguoi.

Noi ra xin hay cho cuoi.

Vo ta ta so!

Vo nguoi ... con lau!

And now for the English paraphrase...

The Most Wonderful Love Song!

Even though I wasn't born of my wife.

Her mothering love is great in my life.

And when I'm really very sick and I feel most poorly,

My Dear takes care of me and I recover most surely.

Because she worries I'll take the path the wrong way,

My wife makes sure to bring me home straight-away.

When I waste my time to do some bloody odd things,

My Dear makes sure to give me some hardy scold-ings!

She says, 'You have to listen to my words and advice my Dear'

She says, 'And when you are grown up you'll be good my Dear'

I confess this secret - Of my wife I'm afraid: forever,

Don't be hopeful though - Of another man's wife: not ever!



Comments from Yahoo 360

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Keep up the Vietnamese lessons - I'm just about beginning to understand you.

Thursday 21 September 2006 - 09:38PM (PDT)

?????!!!!!

Friday 22 September 2006 - 09:34PM (EST)


awesome poem....lol......

Wednesday 27 September 2006 - 11:45AM (ICT)


you are funny. ;)

Wednesday 27 September 2006 - 11:48AM (ICT)

Khung? khiep',Nguoi ta thuong noi' " Phong ba bao~ tap' khong bang` ngu~ phap' Viet nam", the ma` Phil dich duoc bai` nay` ra tieng Anh, bai' phuc.My admiration to you!I hope some days I will translate one of the most wonderful love song into "tuyet dinh tinh ca"in Vietnamese -_^.

Friday 13 October 2006 - 05:41AM (ICT)


dont know if its a diabetic coma or just pure confusion!??

Sunday 3 December 2006 - 06:08PM (CST)

I don't think it's the most wonderful love song. Just says about the wife in a funny way.I used to read many others more fun^^.Anyway you can understand and translate it as you did is so great^^.

Saturday 24 February 2007 - 05:46PM (ICT)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

That's it I'm Exposed Now...

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RULES: Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things/habits about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "TAG... YOU'RE IT" and tell them to read your blog."

I’ve been tagged by my wise but not so old Big Sis so here goes:

  1. I can make my ears wriggle like Londoner Stan Laurel and he was a man with a good sense of humour so we’ve got something in common. I’ll prove it to you sometime on this blog although I suspect I could be getting myself into another fine mess here….

  2. Although sometimes (when I’m angry) my voice goes all squeaky I can actually talk lower than Barry White. I will prove that one sometime too.

  3. I insist on sleeping in my birthday suit every night… yeah I know I’m receiving therapy for it ok! I have a feeling a straight jacket might actually be coming my way next birthday… that just might be a more appropriate birthday suit to sleep in?

  4. I have this rather disturbing condition where I cannot help but embarrass my lovely wife by walking around the apartment in the same suit that I insist on sleeping in. I can pro… no wait a minute that might be stepping outside Yahoo 360 terms and conditions… and in any case if I do step outside it could be rather cold in that suit…

  5. It gets worse I’m sorry… I’m suspected of being into bestiality. You see I’m keen on the act of loving because it’s in my name but that’s why people suspect it… my name means lover of horses. Well I can confirm this unfortunate passion runs in the family for many generations back – my great great great great great grandfather was a jockey who won the St Leger Stake several times… for this terrible affliction I could be receiving a straight jacket sooner than I think!

  6. Talking of afflictions… I regretfully suffer from ‘Angry Tourettes’. I can prove this… please watch my avatar carefully. I can’t help this blinkin’ habit alright! And that’s something that some people think the Kaiser Chiefs sing in their song. Listen carefully and you’ll understand what I mean.

I'm tagging New Kid, As I Am, Jessica, Dan, Phil and Smileycat. Enjoy the game.

Now I'm really predicting a riot?!


Comments from Yahoo 360

(4 total)

Phil, I wrote my weird stuff on my blog dated 12 August 2006. You aren't weird at all....:-)

Wednesday 20 September 2006 - 08:28PM (EST)

hahahahahahaha, love it. I'm picturing you in the straight jacket, and the "suit", wiggling your ears! How will I get this image out of my head? :)

Wednesday 20 September 2006 - 08:16AM (CDT)

Hahaha! Cool, thanks. I've been tagged before though. Check out my older blogs; you'll find I'm a complete weirdo! lol

Thursday 21 September 2006 - 12:10AM (BST)


here i sit
n my bed
wundering wat all
runs through your head

i know u r funny guy
but i 2 know u be serious
there r several thots
that keep me delirious


i hope i continue
to see your funside
i really like your brain
but i'm hanging on 4 the lifetime Ride...

Sunday 3 December 2006 - 06:21PM (CST)